Dead Malls and the Homeless Problem

I just had a brilliant idea. Why not use all the dead malls as housing for the homeless? You could put bunkbeds in the Strawberrys and Limiteds, use the abandoned Wendy's and Brown's Chicken as kitchens, and use the sears appliance sections as laundromats.

This would accomplish several things.
First, the homeless could be protected from the elements and kept comfy whilst sleeping in a different place each night, which, you know they love to do.

SEcond, you could keep track of them (perhaps using the abandoned Wizs and Radio Shacks as control centers). This would of course be for their own protection from asshole kids who like to take baseball bats and tire irons to them (and not for any nefarious, big brother like purpose....of course).

Third, you could organize the less helpless homeless denizens to protect the mall property itself from vandalism.

Fourth, you could have a built in labor force to take care of small repairs in the mall, and maybe even to do some gardening and flower arrangement.

Fifth, you could develop a small army of recovered, healthy homeless, eager to protect their land.

Sixth, you could have play wars between various malls, say the Dixie Square Mall versus Randhurst, in which your little army develops its skills.

Eighth, you could then unite all the homeless malls, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD....BWAHAHAHAHEHEHAheh heh uh uh, um. choke. cough. I, er, meant um SAVE the world..., yeah that's it...

ok ok i didn't mean any of it. It was a drug and fear induced dream.

So, did i ever tell you my idea for terraforming strip malls....and developing new species of plants that thrive on linoleum and french fry grease?